I, Satan
In Christian fellowship, those who don't call me "Satan!" in word do so in deed. All my life it's been this way. Christians aren't the only ones. My name is Satan in other fellowships, as well: though without the negative connotations inherent in the Christian usage of this name. Thank you all for one of my favorite names. It is good to be Satan in a Christian nation. It's the only right thing to be.
Friday, October 4, 2024
Smoking Prayers
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
Murderous Beginnings
The Christian God is such a good father that, if you murder His only begotten son, He will gladly adopt you as His child. And, when you think about it: who wouldn't want such a Father– especially as an adoptive Father? I mean, He really knows how to treat His children. Doesn't He?
If His billions of adopted children can each be murdered on a world like Earth to destroy those other inhabitable worlds of the universe the way Jesus destroyed our world– by turning the families thereof against themselves– how long will it take for Jesus’ Father to adopt enough children to destroy the whole universe? I, Satan, say “Not near long enough. May it never so be.”
Cursed be the Nazarene eunuch and his rancid Father.
Monday, April 15, 2024
Satanic Blessings Upon the Body of Christ
Friday, December 8, 2023
Life is a Conversation
Monday, September 4, 2023
Magnanimous Conceit vs. Conceited Magnanimity
The Devil in the House of Penis
What Love?
Wednesday, June 7, 2023
Strong Delusion
Wednesday, May 31, 2023
Remembering to Forget
Saturday, May 6, 2023
Innocent Victimizer
Friday, March 3, 2023
Hail Yourself Much?
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Namasté
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Uncle's a Better Mother
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Jesus is Coming
Friday, February 24, 2023
The Inequality of Equality
Smoking Prayers
I, Satan, once enjoyed a certain nocturnal conversation with the Blessed Virgin. On a given wet, cold night: the doors of an empty church ha...
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Thou that art called “the Holy Ghost; the Body of Christ; the children of God”: I, Satan, bless thee so: In the name of Satan; Lucifer; and ...
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I, Satan, say the Vatican is patent hypocrisy and patently hypocritical inasmuch as it was named and is called St. Penis's Basilica; tho...
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I, Satan, once enjoyed a certain nocturnal conversation with the Blessed Virgin. On a given wet, cold night: the doors of an empty church ha...