Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Murderous Beginnings

The Christian God is such a good father that, if you murder His only begotten son, He will gladly adopt you as His child. And, when you think about it: who wouldn't want such a Father– especially as an adoptive Father? I mean, He really knows how to treat His children. Doesn't He?

If His billions of adopted children can each be murdered on a world like Earth to destroy those other inhabitable worlds of the universe the way Jesus destroyed our world– by turning the families thereof against themselves– how long will it take for Jesus’ Father to adopt enough children to destroy the whole universe? I, Satan, say “Not near long enough. May it never so be.”

Cursed be the Nazarene eunuch and his rancid Father.

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