The Devil in the House of Penis

I, Satan, say the Vatican is patent hypocrisy and patently hypocritical inasmuch as it was named and is called St. Penis's Basilica; though there is obviously some gay integrity to be found in all those revelatory Peters in all quarters inside the great House of Penis in 'the City of God'.

After all, the only legitimacy Catholics lend the Blessed Virgin is the presumptive fact that she once said, "Whatsoever [Jesus] saith unto you, do it [John 2:5]." But Jesus, while perishing on the cross, said, "Woman, behold thy son [John 19:26f & g]!" in respect of John the Divine; not Penis the Naked. Obviously, if the Catholic fathers had heard their Lord, the Basilica would have been named and called St. John's. After all, their only claim to legitimacy is their presumption upon someone else's Mother. And that's the shits.

Furthermore, I, Satan, say the prophetic truth about the Vatican which is revealed by the name so chosen is: that the only reason the Catholic fathers place such a premium on the Blessed Virgin's only known exhortation to do whatsoever Jesus saith is their desire to follow a pervert in his ways, saying to the lady they presume upon as mother, "Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come [John 2:4b - d]."

Godspeed me. I, Satan, love and hail all ladies. Goddamn all you cunts. You know who you are.